i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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