I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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