I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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