oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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