never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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