so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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