just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I party with great urgency now.
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