dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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