He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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