I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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