Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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