Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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