His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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