fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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