wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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