VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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