Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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