it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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