i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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