Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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