I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize