Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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