Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He keeps bees of course he's weird
All the doctor said was why
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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