Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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