You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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