i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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