Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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