Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
is that a dick in a sweater?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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