Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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