ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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