What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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