Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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