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Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize