Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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