Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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