We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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