I just cut my nipple shaving
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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