Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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