I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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