Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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