HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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