ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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