Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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