What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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