hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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