How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
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I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My breath smells like gin and sadness
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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