I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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