just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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