i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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