Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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